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Pants’ Patent Turd Polish

199.99 

Developed by MooseLabs inc ™ in the late 90s in a valiant and admirable- but ultimately futile – attempt at making our studio recordings a bit less shit. We recommend using at least half a tub per song. Buffing cloth and elbow grease not included.

 

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Description

100% vegan ingredients. Gluten Free. Contains extract of kitchen sink, a whiff of hope and a huge dollop of disappointment.

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Weight 1 lbs
Color

Shitty Brown

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