Two books by former Pants vocalist Ollie (sic). They’re fucking rubbish. But don’t take our word for it. Buy them and find out for yourself!
Ian Oliver’s Big Book of Songs Wot I Know The Words To. Honest:
All the lyrics to all the songs Ollie (sic) ever got right, in one definitive volume. Consists of 400 completely blank pages, each one made from low-quality toilet paper. Ideal for wiping your arse on. It’s just about all it’s fucking good for.
Singing in Pants for Dummies, by Ian Oliver:
Ollie’s (sic) idea for an “easy-to-follow guide for any future/prospective Pants vocalist(s)” ended up as a rambling, meaningless and almost unintelligible soup of random meanderings and scribbles. Originally written in crayon and something that might have been snot, it was painfully transcribed into English by Fal over a period of three years. The end result is this. A fucking waste of time all round.
We’ve decided to bundle these two epic tomes together in a blatantly transparent attempt at shifting them quickly. We’ve got boxes of the fucking things lying about everywhere…
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